Time to put on my superhero outfit

The world is in peril, our country is in peril…. the pressure is mounting and its a challenge to all countrymen to come forth and serve their motherland….

Today, I have decided to do what I never thought I would ever do…. Today I will take out my long forgotten superhero outfit and put it on. Ah, I never thought I would ever return to that life again… Can’t I ever be that normal looking, office going, porn watching totally normal looking dude? Why the world keeps on testing me? Why the challenges keep on demanding me to do the unthinkable? May be because its such an inferior imperfect world and I should act accordingly to make this world a better place.

The reason that tipped me over the edge was the recent allegations by the motherfucking indian media and their lame government on our government in which they are trying to blame us over their self created drama. Just imagine the height of failure when a government and its pet secret agencies would kill their own hundreds of innocent men and women, so that they could blame it on a country which has nothing to do with the whole incident…. So, this whole issue has caused me to return back to the superhero’s immortal life and do whats supposed to be done.

After putting on my superhero’s outfit, my superpowers will return in the first 24 hours, then I will start my routine flights over the country. At this stage, my super beeping device will identify the terrorists and agents of international secret agencies (RAW, CIA, MUSAD etc), I will eliminate them one by one… I will skin them and will feed their filthy carcass to the dogs, I will record the whole proceedings and will post it to YouTube or any other gross site so that people could learn their lesson not to mess with the land of pure (where superheroes live)

This would put a cork in the smoking asses of the fucking Indians. If they continue to be aggressive, I will fly to the land where they lick cow’s dung and will exhibit my wrath on strategic places where their lousy economy relies… I intend to turn the city of Banglore to dust in the first attempt so that their fucking IT industry gets crippled, then i will point my super heroic deadly solar beam to Mumbai to finish what the RAW agents didn’t do…

so, be very afraid, coz if I put on my superhero’s outfit, there is no stopping me from turning your pesky lives into a rotten hell.

But Alas… I am no superhero. I am just a dreamer who is feeling quite sleepy right now and needs to go to sleep so that he could dream again about putting the lid to this conflict and to live in a perfect world where people live with peace and harmony… a world free from Taliban, Osama Bin Laden, George Bush…. and India.

My super secret, super hero’s outfit should be kept hidden in the closet, coz the world isn’t ready for a super hero.