PK, HK, KK – the newly emerging jargon!

I want to share with you some of the slang and acronyms that we use at my current deployment. I will try to post the origin and the scenarios when we use this slang.

Note: According to my knowledge, these terms are used only in the current department, but together we can help them spread. because they are not vulgar slang. (routine innocent stuff) coz I am an angel. (with thorns)

1 – HK

Acronym for Haram Khor – See the urbandictionary listing [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=HK]

Origin: They were the initials of a guy working at that office. The said guy used to be the biggest office bunker and never did any work (such type of people are known as Haram Khor in local language). Interestingly, it was observed that his initials and the initials of the word Haram Khor were the same – H.K  (you can figure out the rest)

Used At: To call some guy who is a total Haram Khor. Either doesn’t come to work or when he bothers to come, does everything but work.

2 – PK

Acronym for P0rn King

Origin: One of our office boy uses the computer of one of our associates. One Monday morning, when that friend of mine started his computer, he noticed some search results mentioning hardcore sites and anal sites…. upon further investigation, it was revealed that on Saturday afternoon when the staff had left, the office boy had enjoyed some private moments of pleasure – Thus, the term PK was born as a close circle of friends started calling him PK <HIS NAME HERE>.

Used At: To call some guy who is either watching p*rn (not necessarily traditional porn - anything that could seem gender offensive would do), or spreading mails among the staff that contains offensive material. Anybody engaged in such activities is titled PK and such activities are termed as ‘Doing the PK’.

3 – KK

Acronym for Kachra King

Origin: My friend at my office had that bad habit of spreading trash (literal meaning). He used to throw away wrappers of biscuits, sweets or any other paper stuff on his desk and on other’s persons’ cubicles. So, we started calling him KK.

Used At: To call some guy who is making a mess at his and other people’s work places.

4 – Chutti Singh

Used in conjunction with HK (see above)

Origin: A friend at my office had an amazing track record of bunking at least one day a week (average 4/5 days a month). Thus on one fun filled evening, we jokingly called him chutti singh which became his nick name and then continued among the guys.

Used At: To call some guy who is regularly bunking office.

~ by burhanahmad on June 14, 2008.